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Light, relaxed, and a little bit cheeky — this heavyweight short sleeve brings gym humor into everyday wear. A mellow bear naps on a loaded bench press with the curved headline “THE ETERNAL BENCH PRESS” and the tagline “Don’t Worry, Be Heavy.” The oversized, slightly dropped shoulder silhouette feels roomy and laid-back while the dense 7.5 oz USA cotton gives the shirt structure so the print sits crisp and clear. Wear it to rest day meetups, casual gym runs, or when you want to let your workout buddies know you respect the lift — even when you’re taking it easy.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton heavyweight (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for durable structure and clean print clarity
- Available S–7XL with oversized, relaxed fit and slight drop shoulder
- Reinforced details: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and hem
- Quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease; forward-thrusted shoulder seam for comfortable fit
- Heather/charcoal options include polyester blends; fully sourced and blanked in the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
The Eternal Bench Tee
$29.12
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$29.12
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Product features
- 100% USA cotton heavyweight (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for durable structure and clean print clarity
- Available S–7XL with oversized, relaxed fit and slight drop shoulder
- Reinforced details: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and hem
- Quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease; forward-thrusted shoulder seam for comfortable fit
- Heather/charcoal options include polyester blends; fully sourced and blanked in the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean